Essay Thinker

$24 per page with 2 days' notice








  • Reasonable rates
  • Friendly chat agents
  • Easy to use website


  • Based in Cyprus
  • Foreign writers
  • Need to provide personal info to access chat

Essay Thinker Review homepage

Who is Essay Thinker?

Essay Thinker doesn’t say much about who they really are, but they have an “About Us” section on the site.

Essay Thinker “About Us” page

We wanted to ask a chat agent a few questions to gain a better understanding of the company, and found it really annoying that you had to provide a bunch of personal information just to access chat. Totally unnecessary.

Most essay writing services don’t require a personal email to access chat.

We provided a fake email (as we’re sure most people do when unfairly forced to give up personal info to ask a simple question or two) and it worked. We got “Jed” and asked some basic questions.

Jed said the company is based in Cyprus, so at least he was honest. But the bad news is, Essay Thinker is a foreign essay writing service.

Essay Thinker is located in Cyprus.

How Much is a Paper?

The starting price for a 1-page paper due in 2 days at Essay Thinker, is about $24.00. Be careful of the add-on features, though, because it could drastically increase your price.

The price calculator at Essay Thinker quoted us $23.99 per page with 2 days’ notice.
There are a ton of add-on features that translate to more money.

Look at the image above. You need to pay 25% more for a “Premium” writer and a whopping 40% for a “Top 10” writer! Who says you’ll actually get a top ten writer for that extra fee? Who says they even HAVE 10 writers on staff? There is absolutely no proof to back up the claims of getting a better writer for more money.

And furthermore, why would anyone pay $5 for their project to be proofread by an “expert” when the whole point of hiring an essay service is to have an expert write your paper in the first place??

Online Reviews:

We checked Trustpilot and Sitejabber for reviews and found a combined 87, mostly good. As we always say, take reviews with a grain of salt. Some of them (with any industry) can be fake. That doesn’t mean Essay Thinker’s are fake, but in general, sometimes they are. This is because some companies (again, in every industry) buy fake positive reviews or create their own. On the other hand, some nasty competitors will undermine other services with fake poor reviews. That said, feel free to check out Trustpilot and Sitejabber and see what people are saying about Essay Thinker. reviews for Essay Thinker reviews for Essay Thinker

One interesting thing, though, is that Essay Thinker has some particularly harsh reviews that seem to personal to be sour grapes from a competitor. Look at the one below. This guy is REALLY ticked off, the way you get when you spend actual money and feel taken for a ride.

In Essay Thinkers’ defense, this review was in 2017. Maybe they’ve improved since then!
If Essay Thinker is in the US, why so many claims of poor use of the English language?

Pros & Cons:


  1. Reasonable rates
  2. Friendly chat agents
  3. Easy to use website


  1. Based in Cyprus
  2. A lot of complaints (in reviews) of foreign writing, poor customer service
  3. Can’t access chat without providing personal info

Final Thoughts:

Essay Thinker is a Cyprus-based company. That means they employ foreign writers. Is there any reason to keep going, here?

Their prices are reasonable, but not if the paper is bad. Your academic career can’t take a chance on a foreign writer. There’s just too much on the line.

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